onanism4ever:
“Mister was just minding his own business, taking a morning walk on the beach, and now look–stroke, stroke, stroke…good morning, Mister! Princess Jenna Slutt hopes you got a good night’s sleep; you’re going to need your energy...

onanism4ever:

Mister was just minding his own business, taking a morning walk on the beach, and now look–stroke, stroke, stroke…good morning, Mister!  Princess Jenna Slutt hopes you got a good night’s sleep; you’re going to need your energy today…stroke, stroke, stroke…good boy, Mister!

what a smile